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© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003

The Germans made the first artificial Christmas trees out of dyed goose feathers.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live George Carlin

Tis the season to be jolly.

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" Answer... "They're Carol's."

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