The following are badly translated signs from around the world.

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The following are badly translated signs from around the world.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis ( sic ).

In a Paris hotel lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In an Austrian mountain hotel: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass?

Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.

Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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