Holy Cow

The Tale of Two Cows

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I am reminded of 4 definitions: a radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted - in the air; a conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk; a reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards; a liberal is a man who uses his legs and hands at the behest of his head. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945) US Democratic President

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The GREAT COW ANALOGY SOCIALISM You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. FASCISM You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it. NAZISM You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. ANARCHISM You have two cows. Keep both the cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow. CAPITALISM You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY And continued… PURE COMMUNISM You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment. AMERICAN DEMOCRACY The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president in impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair ‘cowgate’.