A tribute. By: Sophia Walker Darling Dolorosa. A tribute. By: Sophia Walker

The life of dolorosa… Dolorosa Descriptor was born on December 5th, 1979 by her mother Mary-Sue. No one knows who her father is, because her mother always had all the boys fawning over her. She also had her twin sister, Tabitha Too-Little.

In her teenage years, Dolorosa found she had a passion for writing In her teenage years, Dolorosa found she had a passion for writing. She wrote everyday, poems, songs, short stories, everything that you could possibly think of she wrote. But every time her mother believed it to be ‘untasteful’ or ‘bland’. So, she always added more and more to her writing, to the point it wasn’t much of writing, more like describing a setting.

As time progressed on, Dolorosa’s mother expected more and more out of her, depending on how little her sister accomplished. Under the stress and pressure of disappointing her mother, she began to work harder and harder to make her work even better for her mother.

Dolorosa had many friends, like Bailey Txts-A-Lot and Gwen Can’t- Spell, but her most trusted and beloved friend was Christopher Capital. They had known each other since they were children, Christopher often comforting her on the multiple times her mother deemed her ‘unworthy’. Before Dolorosa went crazy about her mother’s approval, her and Christopher were married when she was 18 and he was 20.

It was only a matter of time before they had their first child, Justice Enough. At the time sadly, Dolorosa had lost her marbles. Justice Enough lived with her aunt Tabitha Too- Little and her uncle Oliver Over-do- it. Dolorosa never got to know her child, she only knew what she looked like by the pictures her sister had sent. By this time, Christopher had left Dolorosa, allowing her to slip further into insanity and her work.

In the end… In the end of all this madness, Dolorosa was found dead on her birthday December 5th 2013. Police had broken into her home after repeated calls and texts from her dear friends Bailey and Gwen about her absence, After the case was closed, it was concluded she died of exhaustion.

A few words for darling dolorosa… Bailey Txts-A-Lot: Best friend “Like, OMG! When I found out little rosie was dead, i, like, flipped! she was totally my BFFL! #GrossSobbing ” Gwen Can’t-Spell: Best friend “Ok, so, wen I found out Dolarosea was dead, I coodn’t beeleave my ears! She seamed fine last time we talkd... I will miss her fourever.” Christopher Captial: Ex-Husband “I DiDn’T ReaLize that DoloRosa neeD Me so Much. this is all my FAUlt.” Justice Enough: Child. “Although I never got to meet my mother, from all the wonderful things my aunt told me she sounded like a great person and would make an even better mother. I wish I could’ve gotten the chance to meet her.” ***Tabitha Too-Little denied being interviewed***

How will they cope with her passing? The only person who agreed to sharing this was Justice Enough, who claimed she would go back through all her mother’s descriptive paragraphs and edit each one so there was just enough description like her mother had strived to do. So instead of, “Hair as black as the shining,, approximately 12.45 inch long feather of a male, German-French-Japanese Raven.” It will say, “Hair as black as a Raven’s feather.”

Darling dolorosa… May she rest in peace.