I am your new President so I’ll lay down some new rules I am your new President so I’ll lay down some new rules. I know you love me for that. I hope you like my speech.

Kids need more recess. They need to get more candy too Kids need more recess. They need to get more candy too. They should play an hour a day.

STOP LITTERING OR ELSE. Littering hurts animals and the earth STOP LITTERING OR ELSE. Littering hurts animals and the earth. I am not a nice guy when it comes to littering.

I will do my best to stop war. Many people get hurt in war I will do my best to stop war. Many people get hurt in war. I don’t want to get out Uncle Sam.

I promise I will make this the best 4 to 8 years of your life. Bye.