SCIENCE EXAM Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour ? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is the fibula ? A: A small lie.

SCIENCE EXAM Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized ? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels- A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What does the word " benign" mean ? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

“The Misery Of Materialism” THE SERMON “The Misery Of Materialism”

SPIRITUAL DISCIPLINES REVIEW According to Jesus, there are three fundamental “acts of righteousness” that should be practiced in secret: Giving Praying Fasting SPIRITUAL DISCIPLINES Recommend “Celebration Of Discipline” by Richard Foster

MATTHEW 7:19-21 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. The story of storage

WHERE THE HEART IS What is my treasure? Something I pursue with persistence Something that engages my emotions Something that monopolizes my mind Something I see as the solution to my shortfalls “Now Christ designs not to deprive us of our treasure, but to direct us in the choice of it.” -Matthew Henry Differentiate the temporary from the eternal. Understand the subtle suggestion of a heavenly reward system. Joke about the skateboard

MATTHEW 7:22, 23 The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eyes are good, your whole body will be full of light. But if your eyes are bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light within you is darkness, how great is that darkness!

THE LAMP OF THE BODY What does Christ mean when he says: “The eye is the lamp of the body”? Like a light, the eye is used for discovery. Like a light, the eye is used for directing. Example of the “Evil Eye” “When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye… she took some and ate it.” Example of the “Single Eye” “I made a covenant with my eyes not to look lustfully at a girl.” Use mag light as a prop

MATTHEW 7:24 No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

IF IT COMPETES WITH GOD, IT CONTRADICTS GOD! MAMMON (GAIN) Mammon says… “Do what it takes to make more.” “Hold on to me at all cost.” “Don’t concern yourself with anything but me.” God says… “Be honest and just in all dealings.” “Be charitable at all times.” “Don’t concern yourself with anything but me.” IF IT COMPETES WITH GOD, IT CONTRADICTS GOD!

WHAT IS MY TREASURE? WHERE IS MY FOCUS? WHO IS MY MASTER?