Unit 3 People who protect nature Text Type: Jokes Unit 3 People who protect nature

Jokes A joke can be a story, a dialogue or a sentence. A joke is funny to read and it makes people laugh.

Q: What does Mrs Duck say when she buys a lipstick? Let’s read this joke together. Q: What does Mrs Duck say when she buys a lipstick? A: Put it on my bill, please.

Father Whale: What are your grades, son? The last line is called the punch line . It is the unexpected part that makes the joke funny. Here comes the second joke. Father Whale: What are your grades, son? Little Whale : Under water, Dad. Father Whale: Under water? What do you mean? Little Whale : They’re below C level. Punch line

Q: Why do cows have bells? Read the third joke. Q: Why do cows have bells? A: Because their horns don’t work.

Here comes the fourth joke. Where is the punch line? A monkey goes to see Dr Owl. Monkey: Doctor, please help me! Look, when I touch my tummy, it hurts. When I touch my chest, it hurts. When I touch my leg, it hurts. What’s wrong with me? Dr Owl: Hmm … I think you have a broken finger. Punch line