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A Joke Book by Gauge Click to continue. After each answer, click to continue to the next joke. Enjoy.

Why did the toad cross the road? Click for answer To see his flat mate

What did the alien say to the book? Take me to your reader Click for answer

What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog Click for answer

How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on 4 bricks Click for answer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A Bulldozer! Click for answer

How do you cut the sea? Use a sea-saw Click for answer

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a dog? Click for answer

A sheep that can round itself up!

The End I hope you enjoyed the jokes