He said........."Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said....... "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

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He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

He said "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I I gave you?" She said "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

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