Jimi the King BB
Once upon a time, there was a young couple named Jimi and Betty. They were the King and Queen of the magical land of Canada. Their kingdom was happy until something terrible happened.
In the kingdom, a plague had been spreading, causing widespread panic.
They have to go consult the all-knowing oracle to find out how to stop the plague. You must find the murderer of the previous king, Sheldon I will find him! I swear I will!
Jimi remembered that, as a young man, an oracle once told him that he would kill his father and marry his mother. I’m dying! Noooo!!!
Jimi sent out to find the shepherd who raised him as a young man. Upon meeting the shepherd, the shepherd told him that Sheldon was Jimi’s father. *Gasp*!!!
Upon hearing this news, Barack banished Jimi from the kingdom, and took his position as king. You’re out, I’m king. I will gouge out my eyes in shame.