W HY Y OU S HOULD L ET M E B E Y OUR B OYFRIEND A Presentation

A FEW REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND You don’t have to touch me to know I’m made of boyfriend material. Enough yards of material to last for generations We should verify this For science I have been in your friendzone for a long time and know more about you than any other guy would I’m experienced at cheering you up when other guys upset you Please let me out of the friendzone

W HAT Y OU C OULD B E M ISSING Maybe I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you You won’t know unless you date me If I am, wouldn’t that make you happy? The perfect gifts since the friendzone taught me all your likes Someone to cheer you up Especially when you’re upset Someone you can goof around with Here’s an example of us goofing

R EASONS N OT T O D ATE M E I’m sure you get the point

I F Y OU A GREE T O D ATE M E A FTER R EADING T HIS I will watch Twilight with you and try not to fall asleep I will prepare your best meal for you * If I fall asleep during Twilight, I will go shopping with you and I do everything you want to do without complaining ** If I can’t prepare your best meal, I will pay someone to prepare it for you.

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I N C ONCLUSION Pros of dating me You will be happy You will have someone who understands you It will mean that you let me out of the friendzone and our relationship will be constantly used as a reference to people who have lost hope of leaving there. You will get someone to watch twilight with you, prepare your favorite meal and go shopping with you. Negatives

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