BY ZOTTULA

Yahoooooo Pong! What’s all this noise about? Er….. Nothing, Stinky. I was wondering if you’d like to come swimming with me. Sounds wet to me. Got swimming trunks? I think so. I just hope they’re the right size….

We must get revenge. I’m dying for a pee. So how are we going to do that? Oh, I’ll think of something … Argh! Too late. I’m sure you will.

Dada look! Me did poopy in trunks! Oh great. Why didn’t you go to the toilet? Pong? You ready yet? Yup What the — ? I did say that they might not fit… No, no. Not that.

Must warm up first Please use the toilet before entering the ool. You will notice that there is no ‘p’ on our ool. Please help us to keep it this way.

Nice pool. Empty too. Looks rather…… Damp to me. CHARGE ! SPLASH!

Weeeeee!!! Not you again! For goodness sake! Stop following me around! Hey! It was you who followed me into the changing room and watched me undress!!! I’m a bit scared. Uh oh. Aaaah. No. HELP MEEEEEEE OUCH!

He he he. It has been done. What did you do? I stole a shark and put it in the local pool. Why? Why do you think? Oh, I get you now. Har de har.

Pong? You okay? Sort of. But something really hurts. Nothing to worry about. Only a slight scratch. Ugh……feel woozy. Sharks should not be in the pool. I think I know who is responsible. Come on! Ugh.

I think it was those trouble makers. Who? Guess. Erm… The dung thieves? Bingo! Do you know what my life ambition is? No. Would you like to know? No? Hang on, where have your swimming trunks gone? Yikes! Um…maybe the shark ate them. Tasty…..

I have this funny feeling. Huh ? Like, maybe we should get away from here. Yeah. Let’s run. Oh. Too late. All the dung has gone.

I think we might be too late. I’m confused … Why? I thought that they were taken care of by the police. Only fined.

We’re too late. Hmm….they must have run away. I feel like I might die. Are you sure it’s a scratch? Yup. Anyway, we need to run after them! To be quite honest, I’m not in the mood for this. You’re never in the mood for anything.

Oh dear. The shark didn’t finish them off. They’re after us! What are we waiting for? RUN!

They’re too fast. Can we rest? Hmm…I do not know how we are going to catch them. But I do know what to do with them once we’ve caught them. AAARRRGGGHHH What’s up this time? Sorry. It just feels as though my brains are falling out. Well, hang in there, Pong. And that did not help! And that has given me an idea!

I think we lost them. I am bored. We could… …play I spy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with T. Tree. Yeah. Quick! Bring the ropes!

So what did you do with them once we tied them up? Hehe. Got rid of those manure bags in the kitchen.

And built a prison for those nasty dudes. GRRR. Let us out now How dare you!