Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet. God.

Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it? God

What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad in the paper? God

Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you in my image. God

If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. Just look in the mirror. God

Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

Come to my house on Sunday before the game. God

Come and bring the children. God

What part of “Thou shalt not...” don’t you understand? God

We need to talk. God

I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

Follow me. God

… and when you want to know what God is saying … R ead The Bible Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story. God

With pleasure I will carry your cross -- come and follow Me. God

You are not alone, you have me God

Trust in me God

I want the best in life for you God Al Mendoza

Put yourself in my hands and see what I can do God Al Mendoza

I am looking out for you – will you please follow me? God

Don’t drop me. God Al Mendoza I hope you share this message … God bless you.