Random thoughts about work…

….and life in general

The nice thing about teamwork is you always have others on your side.

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay’s.

A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works too.

The trouble with doing nothing is you never know when you’re done.

It is amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.

I hate it when I just miss a call (Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voic . What'd you do after I didn't answer? Throw the phone and run away?

It is hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

No-one can whistle a symphony, it takes a whole orchestra to play it.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

People have never been individually self-sufficient.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

What separates those who achieve from those who do not is in direct proportion to one’s ability to ask for help.

You moon the wrong person at an office party, and suddenly you aren’t “professional” anymore.

Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

You never know when it will strike, but sometimes there comes a moment at work when you just know that you aren't going to get anything productive done for the rest of the day.

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Working together works.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Simply stated, it is less me and more we.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

None of us is as smart as all of us.

We are all in this together….