© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

Slides:



Advertisements
Similar presentations
Of.
Advertisements

High Frequency Words List A Group 1
The.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 Eighty percent of Soviet males born in 1923 didn't survive WWII.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 I knew my wife and I were having problems when she started dating again. Curtis Cole I knew my wife and I were having.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 The Germans made the first artificial Christmas trees out of dyed goose feathers.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 Chocolate candy bars top the list as the most popular candy for trick-or-treaters with Snickers #1. Chocolate candy bars.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003 The $100 note has been the largest denomination of currency in circulation since The largest bill ever printed was.
The.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 On eBay, there are an average of $680 worth of transactions each second.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The Pass Christian Yacht Club ( Mississippi ) is the second oldest yacht club in North America, founded in 1849.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston,
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." Bug Thames "Sex and golf are the.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The world's first and oldest "Holiday Inn" is located in Clarksdale, Mississippi.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place % of women have hurled footwear at a man.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Americans spend almost $800 million a year on peanut butter.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody. I’ll be in Key West next Friday. I might have a show for ya, then I might not. All depends on “How I feel Friday morning”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND GARY BOURGEOIS HE IS 62 TODAY,
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Babe Ruth's famous last home run was hit off a Mississippian, Guy Bush of Tupelo, Mississippi. Babe Ruth's famous last.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 A recent study found the average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found American golfers drink,
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Uncle Sam was first popularized during the War of 1812, when the term appeared on supply containers. Believe it or not,
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Verona, the Italian city where Shakespeare's play lovers Romeo and Juliet lived, receives about 1,000 letters every year.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1902 and the first helmet was used in That means it.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 When cats are happy or pleased, they squeeze their eyes shut.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
100 Most Common Words.
High-Frequency Sight Words
1st 100 sight words.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
Avoiding Sentence Fragments
Energizer 8 Acceptance and Affirmations. We really like you!
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Dennett D'Angelo set a world record for eating 3 pounds, 6 ounces of ice cream in 90 seconds. Dennett D'Angelo set a world.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
List A Sight Words.
Sight Words - List A Words
Cirrhosis Blog Hello my name is Robert and I am here to talk to you about my life!
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place U.S. Presidents were lawyers before becoming president?
First 150 Words from the Fry List
The.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros. Google is actually the common name for a number.
Dear Friends of Bro’s Place, I want to apologies for not having a BP for you last Friday. I got caught in the Atlanta airport last Thursday due to the.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Scent is the most powerful trigger of memory we have.
Sight Words.
Owls in the family By: Shaye Golden #10 Book by: Farley Mowat.
First Grade Sight Words Ready…. Set…. Go…... the.
What do you think of mobile phones? importantunimportantusefuluselessgreat Mobile phones can be used for … (被用来 …… ) I think mobile phones are great inventions.
Words That Attract Women: Your Unfair Advantage Over Rich, Good-Looking Guys...
First Grade English High Frequency Words
the and a to said in he I of it was you they on she is for at his but
DOL: past and present tense, capitalization, punctuation
Editing Invitation Pronouns Day 1.
Two other people.
the you are to was they of that as in for I and it with is on my a he
Write the word..
Presentation transcript:

© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

“The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts” Conan O’Brien

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

A women checks into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"... Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?" He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

/ / CLICK ON / CLICK ON / / / CLICK ON / CLICK ON / Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Place

© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 See you next Friday S ee you next Friday