Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I think I’ll move to Australia.

Is it a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day?

I think I’ll move to Australia.

Just out of bed... gum in my hair tripped on my skateboard dropped my sweater in the sink

Breakfast All I found was cereal

Off to school I go... I did not get a seat by the window I was being smushed! I was being scrunched! I think I am going to be carsick!

At school... the teacher didn’t like my invisible castle I sang too loud I left out 16 when I counted I was Paul’s 3rd best friend I didn’t have dessert in my lunch

At the denist’s office Dr. Fields found a cavity in JUST me

On our way home... The elevator door closed on my foot Anthony pushed me in the mud I started to cry Nick called me a cry baby I got caught for punching Nick

At the shore store... They made me get PLAIN OLD WHITE sneakers

At Dad’s office... I played with the copy machine My elbow didn’t see the books on Dad’s desk I fooled around with the phone and I think I called Australia

We had LIMA BEANS “I hate LIMA BEANS” There was KISSING on T.V. “I hate KISSING” At dinner...

At bedtime... my bath was too hot I got soap in my eyes my marble went down the drain I had to wear my railroad pajamas “I hate my railroad pajamas” Nick took his pillow back my night light burned out the cat wants to sleep with Anthony

The End