Halloween is gonna suck this year Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing… my employer might not verify my employment. Would that be a problem?

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Halloween is gonna suck this year

Sure, no problem. Umm, there’s one other thing… my employer might not verify my employment. Would that be a problem?

I’d better get rid of these mortgage loans. They are starting to stink up my office. Thankfully, the really smart guys in New York will buy them and perform their financial magic! I’ll call them right away!

But who would buy these, Boss?

I’ve got it! First we’ll create a new security and use these bad mortgages as collateral. We’ll call it a CDO (or maybe CMO). We can sell that CDO to investors and promise to pay them back as the mortgages are paid off.

I don’t get it.

See, individually these are all bad loans, but if we pool them together only some of them will go bad – certainly not all of them. And since housing prices always go up, we really have very little to worry about.

The SEC won’t let us sell this stuff to widows and orphans, so we’ll sell it to our sophisticated institutional clients.

No, of course not. The guys who write the accounting rules allow us to set up a shell company in the Cayman Islands to take ownership of the mortgages. These mortgages go on their balance sheet, not ours. The fancy name for it is “Special Purpose Vehicle” or SPV.

That’s great, but why would they let us do that, aren’t we just moving our own bad debt around?

Get lost.

Yeah, I meant to call you but it’s been really crazy around here. It seems that the jerks who took out the mortgages backing your CDO aren’t able to pay them off.

Well unfortunately the loans were quite a bit worse than we originally thought and there is very little cash coming in. Frankly, I assure you that we are as disappointed as you are.

Yeah, that was a bad assumption. We messed up. Sorry.

Bad assumption? What about the AAA rating from the agencies?

They messed up too.

Are you kidding? There’s no way they have enough money set aside to cover this mess. They messed up.

Tell them you messed up.

That’s all you can offer me?

Sorry, you messed up!