Akkusative “I have the option to face my accuser DIRECTLY” --James T. Kirk

Question to keep in mind…what or who is being verbed? ?

All of the definite articles (THE) were hanging around one day…

There was masculine ‘ein’

There was neutral ‘ein’

And there was feminie ‘eine’

There were all playing together… …for a while

Until they got tired and grumpy and started accusing each other of stupid things…

Accuses Ein directly accused eine of being too excited and always screaming things like ‘EEEE!’ (she learned it from her sister ‘die’)

Accuses Ein, who is subjecting die to this treatment, is the subject. Ein, who is naming ‘eine’ annoying, is in the nominative case.

Accuses Eine, who is being directly accused, is the direct object. Eine, who being directly accused, is in the accusative case.

Accuses Eine then accusses ein of being mean and hissing all the time with a loud ‘SSSSS’ (that it learned from it’s brother das)

Accuses Eine, who is subjecting ein to this treatment, is the subject. Eine, who is naming ‘ein’ annoying, is in the nominative case.

Accuses Ein, who is being directly accused, is the direct object. ein, who being directly accused, is in the accusative case.

Accuses Ein then accusses ein of being violent and angry all the time with a growly ‘RRRRRR’ (Which he learned from his brother ‘der’)

Accuses Das is correct though. Ein is always screaming RRRRR. (but to cover it up while being accused, ein bites his tongue and his RRRR changes to an NNNN.

Accuses Ein, who is subjecting einen to this treatment, is the subject. Ein, who is naming einen annoying, is in the nominative case.

Accuses Einen, who is being directly accused, is the direct object. Einen, who being directly accused, is in the accusative case.

From nomnative to accusative, only ein changes… NomnativeAkkusativ eineinen ein eine eine (pl)

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being verbed?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being accused?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being seen?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being hit?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being smelled?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being fetched?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being played?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being bought?

And you can substitue many verbs in for accused... Who or what is being caught?

One last time… Who or what is being verbed?

…and not every sentence has a direct object… …and the verb to be ‘sein’ never has a direct object.