Welcome to week five. I don’t fancy yours or mine– We’ll meet the next pair of desperate wallflowers, hoping for ANYONE to ask them for a dance in France We’ll also see what happened to Lincoln and Lurch as they ran the gauntlet on last week’s date But first, let’s see just exactly what’s on offer for the teams this week. This couple were randomly selected by Rebecca, a virgin (Via Spain) atlantic massage therapist

Mmmmmm – let’s see---- Vital Statistics Rankings & Barr Cup Points record A bloke with a rusty old set of clubs And a set of clubs with a rusty old bloke The best of both worlds, or your worst nightmare? H.R.HBanjo FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL TildesleyMann

Now lets look what happened to last week’s blind date Although not a 100% turn out at the polls, The Audience at Home did vote in large numbers. And following the instructions for once did not cause any problems ! The result was a clear majority Although the apparent absence of tactical voting did allay any fears the committee might have had that any ‘organisation’ might arise from the masses.

The Audience offered these two to The Girls Who did not hesitate in their haste to Ditch

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