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The toast may brim with scientific truth. At a meeting of the American Heart Association in Orlando, Florida, three years ago, researchers reported that Guinness may be as effective as daily aspirin in reducing the blood clots that cause heart attacks.

“Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th’’ Father Tommy Conway Hattiesburg Ms. “Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th’’ Father Tommy Conway Hattiesburg Ms.

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money !

An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff.... dad.... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.' 'OK, dad.... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club...'... (takes a breath)... 'and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and....' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff.... a prostitute, dad!.... sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Blarney! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!'

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