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3.9% of all women surveyed say they never wear underwear.

“ You guys line up alphabetically by height. ’’ Bill Peterson, Florida State Head Football Coach ( Back in the 60’s )

Why is it that all the Miss Universe contestants are from the same place – planet Earth. Why is it that all the Miss Universe contestants are from the same place – planet Earth.

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely to get out of this highly dangerous situation? On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely to get out of this highly dangerous situation? On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

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