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Jimmy Buffett was born December 25, 1946 (songwriter, singer: Come Monday, Margaretville, Changes in Latitudes - Changes in Attitudes; main 'Parrot Head')

‘‘Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.’’ Drew Carey ‘‘Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.’’ Drew Carey

Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.

A filthy rich Mississippi man decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors, including Randy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Randy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced.... 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Randy in the pool! Randy began fighting the gator in a life or death battle. Randy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Karate fighter. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Randy and the gator were thrashing, grunting, groaning, and raising hell. Finally, Randy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Randy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host rushes to Randy and says, 'That was amazing!! I guess I owe you a million dollars.' 'No, that's okay. I don't want it, ' said Randy. The host said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks?' 'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Randy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was a fantastic battle. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, maybe some stock options?' Again Randy said no. Totally confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Randy, then what do you want?' Randy said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!' Randy said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!' A filthy rich Mississippi man decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors, including Randy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Randy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced.... 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Randy in the pool! Randy began fighting the gator in a life or death battle. Randy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Karate fighter. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Randy and the gator were thrashing, grunting, groaning, and raising hell. Finally, Randy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Randy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host rushes to Randy and says, 'That was amazing!! I guess I owe you a million dollars.' 'No, that's okay. I don't want it, ' said Randy. The host said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks?' 'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Randy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was a fantastic battle. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, maybe some stock options?' Again Randy said no. Totally confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Randy, then what do you want?' Randy said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!' Randy said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

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