A guy, very much in love with his girlfriend WENDY, decides one day to have her name tattoed on his penis.

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A guy, very much in love with his girlfriend WENDY, decides one day to have her name tattoed on his penis

When the penis was relaxed, you could see the letters WY, while it was erect you could read the name WENDY

One day the guy left with Wendy to Jamaica

He was having great fun swimming and lying in the sun with Wendy

One day he feels the need to pee and goes to the toilets

While he is doing his business he sees a black man standing next to him doing the same thing. Out of curiosity, the guy looks down and sees on the black man’s penis 2 letters: WY

Hei! Have you also got a girlfriend called WENDY? The black guy says that he hasn’t got any girlfriend and that he is a tourist guide on the island; he also asks the reason for this question.

The guy says: I have seen on your penis the letters WY I have seen on your penis the letters WY Also mine has the two letters WY But when it is erect, you can read the name WENDY.

The black guy, a bit surpised, replies: When mine is erect, it reads : "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, THANKS FOR YOUR VISIT AND HAVE "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, THANKS FOR YOUR VISIT AND HAVE A NICE DAY"