Cardboard Box VI: Blastoff to Space
I’m glad we escaped from Santa (again),
And Metal Box,
Oh yeah.
Him.
But my point is,
I think we need to run away now.
Really? Why?
Well, Santa-
And Metal Box!
That’s what I was going to say!
Oh.
Sorry.
What I was going to say was that Santa and Metal Box could find us at any min-
WE HAVE YOU NOW!!! OH NO!!!
WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?!
GET TO THE ROCKET!!!
What rocket?
The one we used to get to Mars in the first episode!!!!
Oh.
OH NO!!!
RRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
After them!
Oh no!
C’mon! Run!
We have to follow them!
But we don’t have a rocket!
Whoever said that?
???
Wow.
C’mon, we don’t have all day.
Wait for us!
Who are you?
We’re Cardboard Box’s other enemies.
Oh. Come on in.
Yay!
How’d that happen?
I think Metal Box and Santa got a rocket, followed us, and shot us down.
Really? I thought we just ran out of fuel.
Freeze earthlings.
Oh no! It’s the Martian!
Martians.
Now come with us. You are our prisoners.
Wow. What a city.
Oh, that’s not the city. That’s the gate.
???
Ohhhhhhhh.
Now I get it.
You’re going to court.
Court?!?! What did we do?
You landed on our property.
But we were shot down!
You’re also really fat.
Hey!
Okay, you’re going to jail for that.
What?!
I’m the judge!
Oh.
You can’t just lock us up in here!
Actually I can.
These walls are closing in on me!
I just can’t take it anymore!
AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Dude. We’ve only been in here for 10 slides.
So?
Oh great. What do you want?
To rescue you!
You’re kidding.
Nope!
I…can’t…reach… keyhole…
Let me see that key.
Okay!
Here you go!
Almost got it…
Yes!
Now let’s get outta here!
C’mon, run!
Just what do you think you’re doing?
After them!
That oughta stop them.
Escape pods-> Oh no! They found us!
Escape pods-> Go to the escape pods!
Escape pods->
Quick! Get in!
Stop that ship!
Come on, charge already, you stupid eye!
Here we go!
Darn it!
Fire the rockets!
Sir, it would be too late by now.
They would’ve already left the atmosphere.
Yay!
We have you now!
Prepare to be boarded!
Mwahaha!
Welcome aboard, Cardboard Box.
Yeah.
Who’s that?
Metal Box.
Where is he?
He is the ship.
???
He transformed into it.
Of course I did. What did you think I did, go for a pony ride?!?!
What’s a pony?
A pony is a four legged giant creature people ride on, you nitwit.
Hey, don’t be so hard on him, he’s never been to Earth!
Yeah!
Loser.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!
PUNK?!?!?!
A loser.
TAKE THIS!!!
Now, you may think that our heroes are dead…
(which they’re not)…
But, alas,
they poofed away,
To fight again,
Another day.
ReplayDone