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云端教室【听笑话学英文】系列 0025 小胡主讲

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Everything Is Big In Texas (Page 1 of 3) There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Everything Is Big In Texas (Page 2 of 3) The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right.”

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Everything Is Big In Texas (Page 3 of 3) The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting... "Don't flush, don't flush!"