云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0019 小胡主讲 听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 Baseball in Heaven (Page 1 of 2) Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best.

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云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0019 小胡主讲

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 Baseball in Heaven (Page 1 of 2) Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday." Baseball in Heaven (Page 2 of 2)