Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show
WOMEN KNOW §MORE THEY OBEY §MORE THEY RULE
Never overestimate a woman you may regret Never underestimate a woman you may regret.
WHEN MONEY SPEAKS THE TRUTH IS SILENT
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Those who wish to sing always find a song
IF YOU RISK NOTHING YOU RISK EVERYTHING
LIGHTER YOU ARE FASTER YOU RISE
WHO SAYS NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE? I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR YEARS
TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESS NOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE
EVERY BURNED BOOK ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD
Women’s rights are men’s duties
GLASS IS HALF FULL HOW MUCH IS LIFE?
ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT BUT WHAT EATS YOU
WE DON’T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP PLAYING
WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLE OVER TRUTH AND SUDDENLY GET UP AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US BUT NOT THOSE WHO FIND US BORING
MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHO GOES FOR SLEEP WHEN NOT SLEEPY AND GETS UP WHEN HE IS
DON’T BE HUMBLE YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT
SUCCESS IS RELATIVE MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES
POOR ARE POOR BECAUSE RICH ARE RICH
IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERS AS A CHANGED PERSON YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD
EXPLOIT OR GET EXPLOITED
When motives are wrong nothing is right
BE AFRAID OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF GOD
DO WORK OR TAKE CREDIT
Anybody travelling by bus after 40 is failure
Creativity comes from zeal to make some money
MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL IT IS POINTLESS
SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION 99% SELF PROMOTION
DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES §LAWYERS HANG THEM §JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.
DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET AND SAID NOTHING CAN BE DONE.
DON’T DISTURB ALREADY DISTURBED
History judges the looser Winner is always right
HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING ARE POLES APART
IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GOD BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS §IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT §BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.
GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
ONE MAN’S ERROR IS OTHER MAN’S DATA
HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY BUT WHY TAKE CHANCE
CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE WHO ARE UNIMAGINATIVE
NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER
SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR BUT THEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE
DO TO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO TO YOU
BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP YOU MAY NEED THEM ON YOUR WAY DOWN
Trying to understand God is like a toy trying to understand man.
NOBODY IS PERFECT §I AM NOBODY §THERFORE I AM PERFECT
GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE BUT GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING
Wine is God’s second best gift to man.
SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO OTHERS WHENEVER THEY GO
LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU CRY AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY
PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTY IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY IN EVERY DIFFICULTY
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON EARTH ?
FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS ARE BACK BENCHERS IN LIFE
Be polite to others till you make some money. Thereafter others will be polite to you.
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES BUT DON’T DEPEND ON THEM
Man is a social animal. Without society he is nothing but animal Yet many behave as if they are self made.
LIVING WITH CONSCIENCE IS LIKE DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON
ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTY TOMORROW’S SORROW BUT EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH
FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEM IS TOO BIG TO HIT FOR OPTIMIST IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS
Women are like tea bags. When they are in hot water, you know how strong they are.
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD
YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
Husbands expect their wife to be perfect and understand why they themselves aren’t.
WHOEVER FOLLOWS THE CROWD WILL NOT BE FOLLOWED BY CROWD
In fight between you and world always support the world
SPEECH SOULD BE LONG ENOGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING
Happiness is a period between two periods of unhappiness
WHAT COMES FROM HEART GOES TO HEART
WORK IS A CURSE FOR DRINKING CLASS
Those who don’t give smile need it most.
IN ADVERTISEMENTS WHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY
NO GOD NO PEACE KNOW GOD KNOW PEACE
TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HEREDITARY DISEASES KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH
DO BAD AND REMEMBER DO GOOD AND FORGET
Every rich may not love his city. but those who do must be rich.
MAKE FRIENDS §BEFORE §YOU NEED THEM
IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER BIRTH ?
WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH TOUGH GET GOING
EARN BUT DON’T BURN
GIVE PEANUTS GET MONKEYS
MAN MAKES MONEY OR MONEY MAKES MAN?
WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE §THEN OUR HOPES DIE §THEN OUR FEARS DIE §AND THEN ….. WE DIE
HARDWORK DOSEN’T GUARANTEE SUCCESS BUT IMPROVES ITS CHANCES
CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT MAKE ME THEY REVEAL ME
One who causes anger is excused. One who gets is accused
HOME IS WHERE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS
A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY CEASES TO BE SAGE
A FRIEND NOT IN NEED IS FRIEND INDEED
ONE WHO COMMANDS WISELY IS OBEYED CHEERFULLY
THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN LEARN TO LIVE
WE LEARN FROM HISTORY THAT WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY
IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIEND KNOW US IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW OUR FRIENDS
TWO THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT BE ANGRY AT §ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL §OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.
IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHING AND FAIL THAN TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.
A YAWN IS A SILENT SHOUT
THE MAN IS RICHEST WHOSE PLEASURES ARE CHEAPEST
HE WHO HESITATES IS BOSSED.
WHEN IN DOUBT SPEAK TRUTH
SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE LESS CONVINCING THAN ONE
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO DON’T WAIT.
SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’T ALWAYS GET THE OIL SOMETIMES IT GETS REPLACED
IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE TO CHANGE HER MIND.
PEOPLE WHO READ ARE PEOPLE WHO LEAD
WISDOM COMES WHEN IT FAILS YOU
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME AND ENDS THERE
FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
THE BEST WAY OUT OF DIFFICULTY IS THROUGH IT
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