This Briefing is: UNCLASSIFIED Headquarters Air Combat Command Carl M Drechsel, NE HQ ACC/A7OI 19 NOV Years of “What Were You Thinking?”

Disclaimer This briefing is based on true events, however, locations and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent. I apologize beforehand if I in any way offend, insult, slight or poke fun at any personnel present or absent for this briefing. It is not intentional upon my part. Any views or opinions presented in this briefing are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of United States Air Force Air Combat Command. Viewer desecration recommended.

Introduction The General Duty Clause of the United States Occupational Safety and Health Act (Federal OSHA) states: [1] [1] 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(a)1: Each employer shall furnish to each of his employees employment and a place of employment which are free from recognized hazards that are causing or are likely to cause death or serious physical harm to his employees." 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(a)2: Each employer shall comply with occupational safety and health standards promulgated under this act. 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(b): Each employee shall comply with occupational safety and health standards and all rules, regulations, and orders issued pursuant to this Act which are applicable to his own actions and conduct.

Worse Case - Fuel Farm Fire

Collapsed Rail Car

Fuel Spill

Fuel Leak

Gas Stations – Simple. Right?

Combustible Materials

Explosion Proof Electrical

Leaks – Improper Installation

No Spill Pan

Expiration Date 02/11/2011

So What Else?

Current Drain HOSE CAMLOCK DRAIN VALVE ELECTRICAL

Interesting

Buried Flanges

Pipe Repair It Still Leaks

Fire Hose Adapter – Low Point

What Pipe Size Should I Use?

What Is This?

Belzona On Hot Pit System

Belzona On Type III

Proper Fitting?

Creative Welding

Fillstand - At Least It Is GFCI

Explosion Proof Fitting

Why Is This Outside?

Main Disconnect – Poison Ivy

OSHA

Secured Lock-Out Tag-Out?

Keyed Interlock?

Endangered Species

Repetitive Redundancy

Which One?

Maybe This One?

Will This One Really Work?

I Dare You To Press the E-Stop

“A+” For Originality

Do You Really Want A Shower?

Taco Tank

Tank Implosion

Future Failure 1.0

Future Failure 2.0

Future Failure 3.0

Failure Complete

Tell Tale – Opened or Closed?

When Was This Last Tested?

How Does High Level Work?

I Hope No Jet Fuel Is There

Does Water Get Into The Tank?

Broken

Would You Climb This Tank?

Acceptable Atmosphere

Primary Seal Failure

What Is Live Loading?

And The Stairs Are Different?

Is This Good or Bad?

Corrosion Control

Never Under-Estimate Humans

Good Intentions

Not A Good Sign

Loading Rack Fire

Only A Matter of Time

Definitely Not Good

Spill Containment

Properly Grounded?

Should We Move The Truck?

Good To The Last Drop

Has Not Failed - Yet

Expiration Date 04/10/2010

Cool & Dry Storage

Filter Vessels 101

Filter Vessel 101

Filter Vessels 101

Guess We Cut Elements In Half?

“Slinky’ed” Fuel Pipe

Why Does The Pipe Move?

Double – Wall System

Split Pipe Support - Ice

Walked By Every Day

How Does Bond Breaker Work?

Fully Adjustable Support

Calibrated Rock

Low Point or Pipe Support

Not Even Touching

Failed Pipe Support

What Holds The Pipe Down?

Don’t Touch

I Love The Smell Of Ozone In The Morning!

32mm vs 65mm

Specifications – Not Just For Construction

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Thank You!