Closing and Opening the Record Book New Year’s Resolutions

I will not look at boys 13 year old girl

I will not tell the same story at every get together Incorrigible bore

I will eat ice cream at midnight – every day this year Ice cream lover

I will not let my dog growl at me, steal food from my plate or hog my pillow Owner of an untrained dog

I won’t worry so much Fuss budget

I will grow my hair Short haired person

I will shave my beard Hairy man

So many men, so little time – I will take more time Single woman

So many woman, so little time – I will take more time Single man

This year I am going to be kind Mean person

I will not tell lies this year 10 year old liar

I will not let lose of my bodily functions when someone is walking underneath Crow on the top branch of a tree

I will never squat again with my spurs on Cowboy

I will complete my record book and open my new one Ag Student