Welcome to Leprechaun Catching Industry (LCI) Warning: This information is top secret. DO NOT tell ANYBODY!!!

Introduction Welcome to the LCI. The LCI is the leading industry for catching leprechauns. We catch leprechauns for their theft in the gold coin industry. We are here to stop their criminal mystify. Debt CrimeSolution Theft

About Your Target (The Leprechaun) LLLLeprechauns are very small, about 8”. LLLLeprechauns are cobblers. LLLLeprechauns can disappear, as long as you watch it, he will not get away.

Complex Leprechaun Trap #1, Steps 1 & 2 CCCCut the bottom of a rusty pot. SSSScrew in hinge on the bottom of the rusty pot that was cut out earlier. Then screw in other end of hinge to the side of the rusty pot. BBBBefore placing the pot on the ground, dig a hole under position of the rusty pot. (Make sure it is not too deep, or the leprechaun will die) CCCCover trap hole with the rusty pot.

Complex Leprechaun Trap #1, Steps 3 & 4 FFFFill rusty pot with imitation gold coins. (Make sure not to put in too much or too less of gold coins, or the trap door may not work) PPPPosition a hose so a rainbow will reflect over the rusty pot. CCCCover hose with natural surroundings. (Make sure not to place natural surroundings in front of hose, or hose will not make the right reflection)

Complex Leprechaun Trap #1, Steps 5 & 6 WWWWrap bottom of the rusty pot’s cover with fly paper. WWWWait for your next victim, the leprechaun. WWWWhen leprechaun falls in, place cover on top of the rusty pot.

Complex Leprechaun Trap #1, Step 7 TTTThreaten leprechaun to keep him trapped down there forever unless the leprechaun tells you where his pot o’ gold is. IIIIf he does tell you, he’ll lead you to his pot o’ gold. Take it, then bring it back to LCI Headquarters, where it will be redeemed.

Complex Leprechaun Trap #1, What It Will Look Like Me about to spill liquid gold in me panties!!!

Congratulations!!! After listening to our #1 complex leprechaun trap, you will become a LCI member. CONGRADULATIONS!!! Your first mission, catch a leprechaun of your own, using our #1 complex leprechaun trap. Your reward, $25,000!

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