© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Jasper Alabama: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. Jasper Alabama:

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Jasper Alabama: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. Jasper Alabama: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. ( LAWS STILL ON THE BOOKS )

“ It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.’’ George Burns

The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name." "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba

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