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Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro.

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too." Don King, boxing promoter.

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle : Take two aspirin and keep away from children.

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he had shingles. She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??" Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??" Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he had shingles. She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??" Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"

Jerry, for a cold miller lite, who’s singing the background song ? That’s easy, it’s the 1970 “ one hit wonder by Norman Greenbaum – Spirit in the Sky.

Sherry and I are head’n back to Margaritaville next Mon. for a little R & R. Bro’s Place will come to you next week from 90 miles just north of Cuba !

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