25 Quotes That Make You Laugh # 12

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s chicken meat, that’s the time to do it.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Never wrestle with a pig: you both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a “do it yourself” thing.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

There are two kinds of failures: Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry.

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up.

If you are not failing, you're not taking enough risks.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.

Don't fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. (motorcycles as well)

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