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W ORDS OF W ISDOM : F ROM 4 TH G RADERS A bird in the hand... is a real mess. It's always darkest... just before I open my eyes. You have nothing to fear but... homework. If you can't stand the heat,... go swimming. A journey of a thousand miles begins... with a blister. The grass is always greener... when you put manure on it. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry... and someone yells, "Shut up!“ Three kinds of blood vessels are …arteries, vanes and caterpillars. The pistol of a flower…is its only protection against insects. The tides are …a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Equator: …A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa. Vacuum: …A large, empty space where the pope lives. To remove dust from the eye, …pull the eye down over the nose. To keep milk from turning sour:…Keep it in the cow. The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.

Q UESTION How do Latter Day Saints differ from the world, in the way we view our physical bodies?

2006 N ATIONAL P OLL OF C HRISTIANS … 65% were “absolutely certain” Jesus was physically resurrected. 36% believe in their own resurrection

H OW ABOUT IN ANCIENT CULTURES ?

L ETTER TO THE E DITOR Early Christians had a dilemma when Christ died, How could a messiah die? The story of the resurrection was contrived to solve this problem.

F ROM AN LDS P RIMARY T EACHER "While telling the story of the resurrection of Jesus, one of the children asked, 'Why did Jesus come alive again?' The only answer I could give was that he was so good that he just could not stay dead. I have read the scriptures on the crucifixion, but cannot seem to get the full reason for the necessity of his death, and how he had the power over death. Will you please explain this to me as it is given in the scriptures?“ (Answers to Gospel Questions 1, p. 29)

A MALGAMATED V ERSION In the end of the Sabbath day, as it began to dawn towards the first day of the week, early in the morning, came Mary Magdalene, and the other Mary to see the sepulcher. two angels of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it and [the women] seeth the stone taken away from the sepulcher, and two angels sitting thereon. And their countenance was like lightning, and their raiment white as snow; and for fear of them the keepers did shake, and became as though they were dead. And the angels answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye; for we know that ye seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here, but is risen. Remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee, Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again? Come, see the place where the Lord lay; and go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him; lo, I have told you.

A MALGAMATED V ERSION C ONTINUED And they departed quickly from the sepulcher, with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word… and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest. And their words seemed to [the disciples] as idle tales, and they believed them not. Then arose Peter, and [I], and came to the sepulcher. [we] ran both together; and [I] did outrun Peter, and came first to the sepulcher. And [I], stooping down, and looking in, saw the linen clothes lying… the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself. ’yet [I] went not in. Then cometh Simon Peter following [me], and went into the sepulcher, and seeth the linen clothes lie, and he departed, wondering in himself at that which was come to pass. Then [I] went in…, and [I] saw, and believed. For as yet [we] knew not the Scripture, that he must rise again from the dead.

JST J OHN 20 C ONTINUES Then the disciples went away again unto their own homes. But Mary stood without at the sepulcher weeping; and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into the sepulcher, And seeth two angels in white setting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain. And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid him. And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away. Jesus saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Rabboni; which is to say, Master. Jesus saith unto her, Hold me not (don’t delay me, don’t hold me back); for I am not yet ascended to my Father; but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.

“_______________” T HOMAS John 20: What title would we give Thomas? John 11: Now what title would you give Thomas?

T HE R OAD TO E MMAUS Luke 24: What is there about sadness that ‘holdens’ our eyes. Luke 24: What still prevents them from believing what has occurred? Luke 24: What was there about the breaking of bread that finally opened their eyes.

P RESIDENT K IMBALL, A PRIL C ONF “D ON ’ T S HOOT THE L ITTLE BIRDS …” …Elijah shall reveal the covenants to seal the hearts of the fathers to the children and the children to the fathers. The anointing and sealing is to be called, elected, and the election made sure. “I know that God lives. I know that Jesus Christ lives,” said John Taylor, my predecessor, “for I have seen him.” I bear this testimony to you brethren in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.