Christmas Jokes. What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A “Pointsetter”

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Christmas Jokes

What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A “Pointsetter”

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to “EWE”!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” wood

What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas Light You light me up!

What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet!

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini Vans!

How does a cow say Merry Christmas? “MOOOw-y” Christmas

What does Scooby-doo sing at Christmas ? Scooby Bells, Scooby All the way,Oh what fun it Is to eat with Shaggy all the way HEY

What do you call Santa Claus's dog? Santa Paws

Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

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