Always Look on the bright side of Life By: Cory Tomlinson By: Cory Tomlinson

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Some things in life are bad. They can make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse.

When your chewing on life’s gristle. Don’t grumble, give a whistle, and this will help things turn out for the best.

If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten. That’s to laugh, to smile, to dance, and sing.

When your feeling in the dumps, don’t be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle that’s the key.

Life’s quite absurd, and deaths the finally word. You must always face the curtain with a bang.

Forget about your sin. Give your audience a grin. Enjoy it, it’s chance of the hour.

Always look on the bright side of death. Just before you draw your terminal breathe.

Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it. Life’s a laugh and Death’s a joke its true.

Just remember that the last joke is on you.

Always look on the bright side of life.

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