I am Can Indian dresses will be accepted around the world? Well doubtful

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? ? ?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

� If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in, and first he is green, then he turns yellow, and then he's rotten."

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

All probabilities are really 50% either a thing will happen or it won’t

Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything except over technology.

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more then they do

JUST ABOUT THE TIME WHEN YOUR INCOME GETS TO THE POINT WHERE FOOD PRICES DON’T MATTER, CALORIES DO.

The chaos in the universe always increases.