Avoid the Hysteria

There’s a type of equation called a quadratic

That can make the math phobic go asthmatic

Clutching their throats, holding their chests

And living in fear of a chapter test

But there’s no need to worry and nothing to fear

Because all you need I’ve got right here

Quadratic formula Avoid the hysteria

ax 2 + bx + c = zero?

That’s your chance to be a math class hero

Plug in values, perform operations

And leave behind your quadratic frustrations.

Yeah, I know my rhymes are so cheesy

But you’ll be better off if you heed me!

Quadratic formula Avoid the hysteria

Created by Pete Vincelette 2009