云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0016 小胡主讲 听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 The Dead Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for.

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云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0016 小胡主讲

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 The Dead Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 The Dead Dog Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"