Porchester Junior School Presents Jack and the Beanstalk

Oh, the giant has a honker, And it’s shiny, like a great big conker, If the giant gets a whiff of you, Then Crunch! You’re the giant’s lunch. Yes, the giant has a hooter, And it’s bigger than a great big scooter, Then whack! You’re a giant snack. Crunch!, You’re the giant’s lunch, Crunch! You’re the gi – ants lunch

Oh, the giant has a honker, And it’s shiny, like a great big conker, If the giant gets a whiff of you, Then Crunch! You’re the giant’s lunch. Yes, the giant has a hooter, And it’s bigger than a great big scooter, Then whack! You’re a giant snack. Crunch!, You’re the giant’s lunch, Crunch! You’re the gi – ants lunch