Preparing for Parenthood The most important job in the world required NO training!?!?

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Preparing for Parenthood The most important job in the world required NO training!?!?

How to prepare for Parenthood… Lesson 1 A really good way to discover how the nights might feel… 1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner) 2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. 3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM. 4. Set the alarm for 3AM. 5. As you can’t get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial. 6. Go to bed at 2:45AM. 7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off. 8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM. 9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive) Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.

Lesson 2 Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems. 1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh. 2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this – all morning. Lesson 3 Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don’t think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don’t look like that. 1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. 2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player. 3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot. 4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Lesson 4 Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week’s groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children. Lesson 5 1. Hollow out a melon. 2. Make a small hole in the side. 3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. 4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. 5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone. 6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air. You are now ready to feed a nine-month-old baby.

Lesson 6 Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying ‘mommy’ repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each ‘mommy’; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler. Lesson 7 Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the ‘mommy’ tape made from Lesson 6 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Why Study Children? To understand yourself -appreciate how children grow & develop -we are today in part of what we were as children -gives us insight into our own growth & development

Why Study Children? To be a responsible parent -understand children’s needs at each developmental stage and be able to respond to these -realistic expectations for parenting

Why Study Children? To Pass Down Culture -Includes language, attitude, values, skills and rituals -children make it possible for a culture to continue

Why Study Children? To Protect Children’s Rights -Children are easily hurt because they are physically weaker and cannot reason as adults; therefore society must protect them

Every Child has the Right to: An identity A family Express themselves & have access to information A safe and healthy life Special protection in times of war Special care for the disabled Protection from discrimination Protection from abuse Protection from harmful work Special treatment if arrested (Convention on the Rights of the Child – UNICEF)

Why Study Children? To Work with Children -adults with child-related careers must study children

Parental Responsibilities PHYSICAL NEEDS: Providing appropriate nutrition, clothing, shelter, hygiene, health care, physical fitness, and sleep routines SAFETY NEEDS: Creating child safe environment, including the use of proper car seats, information about Shaken Baby Syndrome (SBS) & Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS)

Parental Responsibilities EMOTIONAL NEEDS : Developing children’s ability to trust, care, nurture, empathize and love by responding effectively to children’s needs SOCIAL NEEDS: Providing the appropriate foundation for positive and productive relationships with others and teaching appropriate social behaviour

Parental Responsibilities INTELLECTUAL NEEDS: Providing the appropriate sensory stimulation necessary for optimum brain development ETHICAL NEEDS: Help children develop morality, conscience, and character that will guide them throughout life

Are You Prepared? READINESS: Physical Emotional Social Financial

Are you Prepared? PERSONAL TRAITS: Good character Confidence Sensitivity to others Caring Empathy Resourcefulness PATIENCE Senese of humour…oops!

Are you Prepared? RELATIONSHIP SKILLS: Ability to build and maintain positive relationships, as well as to communicate and resolve conflicts easily

Are you Prepared? Life Skills Planning Decision Making Problem Solving Household & Financial Management Skills