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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.)

“Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions” Curtis Cole

Do prison buses have emergency exits ?

Boudreaux enters Thibodeaux's barbershop for a shave. While Thibodeaux is foaming him up, Boudreaux mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. Thibodeaux said, "Mais, I'm got just the ting", taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place dis between your cheek and gum.“ Boudreaux places the ball in his mouth,and Thibodeaux proceeds with the closest shave Boudreaux has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Boudreaux asks, "Mais, what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says Thibodeaux. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

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