Tortoise Vs. Hare 2 The Brier-Patch Rematch Radio Broadcast with Taine Wilson & Kenton Blic

Tortoise: After winning the first race, how’d you feel? “I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan”

Tortoise: What do you do to prepare? “I like swimming in the sea I like to go out beyond the white breakers Where a man can still be free (or a woman if you are one) I like swimming in the sea”

Tortoise: Coach’s inspirational message “You'll be on the walls of the hall of fame You can go the distance You can run the mile You can walk straight through hell with a smile You can be the hero You can get the gold Breaking all the records they thought never could be broke Do it for your people Do it for your pride Never gonna know if you never even try Do it for your country Do it for you name Cause there's gonna be a day When you're standing in the hall of fame.”

Rat: Why are you running backwards? “Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage”

Rat: Where are you from? “Six foot five, two hundred and twenty pounds Hailing from rock bottom, Loserville, nothing town. Textbook version of a kid goin’ nowhere fast.”

Hare: How do you feel about losing the first race? “This is how an angel dies I blame it on my own sick pride Blame it on my A.D.D. baby”

Hare: What does it take to win?

Hare: Favorite Part of the Race? “Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags go up. Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.”

Hare: What did you say when passing the tortoise? “Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me maybe It's hard to look right at you baby But here's my number So call me maybe”

Hare: What are doing now that you’ve won? “So I put my hands up They're playing my song, And the butterflies fly away I'm noddin' my head like yeah Movin' my hips like yeah I got my hands up, They're playin' my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah, it's a party in the USA Yeah, it's a party in the USA”

Tortoise: How do you feel? “I need a doctor, call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life”

Tortoise: While leading, what were you thinking? “Can't be touched Can't be stopped Can't be moved Can't be rocked Can't be shook We hot!”

Tortoise: Any last messages for the hare? “We are never, ever, ever getting back together We are never, ever, ever getting back together”