Chuck Norris For President

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Chuck Norris For President

How Chuck is Qualified He is thirty five He was born in Ryan Oklahoma! Has lived in the USA for over 14 years Contrary to popular belief, America is not A democracy, it’s a Chucktatorship

Why would the USA be better? We would have no more bomb or any type of threats to the USA! We would all know how to do karate! Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!

Quotes Chuck can kill two stones with one bird Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. “When God said let there be light” Chuck said “say Please”

Chuck Norris for Pres. Chuck Norris should be president you and Chuck both know it So vote for CHUCK ok Or else Video

Resources My pictures are from these sites Chuck Norris facts Found on Oct.23 Motortopia.com. Found on Oct.29

Pictures of the encyclopedia Found on Oct.23 Mobiletor.com. Video Youtube. lQMUn0xw. Oct.30 lQMUn0xw

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