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Ghost Month runs for the entire 7 th month of the lunar calendar. On the 1 st day of the 7 th month, the gates of hell open! 鬼 guǐ 门 mén 开 kāi

After the gates open, all the ghosts come out for a one month “vacation”. During this time, the living try to be nice to the ghosts by feeding them. This is called 普 pŭ 渡 dù.

On the 15 th day, many people prepare feasts for all the ghosts that have not been “taken care” of. Descendants “take care” of their deceased ancestors by offering them food, paper money, burning incense etc.

the Chinese believe that deceased people also need food, clothing, and money, so they worship the ghosts with these things. Warning: scary image coming.

Paper money 纸 zh ǐ 钱 qián is the currency used in the afterlife. The deceased receive the money after it is burned. Items needed in the next life are printed on the paper money. The more you burn, the richer the ghosts become.

Even though “ 鬼 gu ǐ ” is the term for “ghost”, people prefer not to say it because if you say 鬼 gu ǐ, ghosts will think you are looking for them, and come to you. Therefore, “ 好 h ă o 兄 xiōng 弟 dì ” (Good buddy), or “ 阿 ā 飘 piāo ” (Floaty) is used to talk about ghosts. Warning: scary image coming. You are about to eye-witness a ghost caught on camera.

We don’t have handsome vampires ( 吸 xī 血 xiě 鬼 gu ǐ “suck blood ghost”) like Edward. We have blood sucking zombies ( 僵 jiāng 尸 shī “stiff corpse”) that cannot walk, only jump due to their stiff knees. Warning: scary image coming. You are about to eye-witness two real zombies. Chinese version of a Ghost Buster

Because the “good buddies” are wandering around, the living need to be cautious about doing certain things: During the day time people…. do not get married do not move to a new house don’t buy new cars or house stay away from water (beach, river, pool) because the ghosts that drown are looking to find a living person to “replace” them.

After dark people…… Stay at home, and go to bed early. Don’t call other people by their name, “they” will remember it. Don’t turn their head when people call them. Who knows what is calling? Don’t tap on others’ shoulder or head to get their attention. (Everyone has an invisible light around them, touching their head or shoulder puts out the light and allows the ghosts to come and harass)

Two things should be away from your bed: 风 fēng 铃 líng they summon ghosts 鞋 xié 子 zi Ghosts think shoes point in the direction of the living, so shoes should point away from your bed

Never stick the chopsticks in your rice!!!

At the end of Ghost Month, all the ghosts are supposed to go back to the dark side. If not, 牛 niú 头 tóu 马 m ă 面 miàn (Mr. Cow Head & Mr. Horse Face) will go and get them, so we can have another peaceful year……