Hello – Hi there! How are you? – Everything is running smoothly. what is the square root of 16? – Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways. What is 42? – The answer to life, the universe, and everything, according to Dougas Adams. What do you think the meaning of life is? – I haven't thought much about the meaning of life is, so I don't have a good answer for you. How is the weather? – I think precipitation. hello. – Hi, how are you? Not bad, nice day today. How are you? – Pretty good. A bit tired. What is the square root of 16? – Four, that was easy. What is the square root of 256? 16. What is 42? – It is the meaning of life according to "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". What do you think the meaning of life is? Not sure, hopefully that is answered at the end of my life's book. – So are you writing a book? Not yet, but some day. – I might also write a book one day, but I do not like to write.

Me: hi --: hello me: how are you today? --: I am good me: do you like the weather? --: I don't, because in winter there is no snow me: you like snow so much! --: yes, it is so fun with snow me: what grade are you expecting from the AI course? --: I think everyone want to get an A me: give me an opinion of yours me: how do you define Artificial Intelligence? --: It should be something that can think itself and learn from others me: thanks! me: have a great day! --: thanks me: bye :) --: byebye me: hi -- : Hello there. me: how are you today? --: Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters. me: do you like the weather? --: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? me: you like snow so much! --: No, I don't care for it. me: what grade are you expecting from the AI course? --: Is that a rhetorical question? me: give me an opinion of yours --: Why do you want it? me: how do you define Artificial Intelligence? --: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. me: thanks! --: Don't mention it. me: have a great day! --: I am having a great day. me: bye :) --: :-) Bye for now.

Me: hi A: Hello there? Me: How are you doing? A: I am doing great. How about you? Me: I am also fine. A: Glad to hear. What’s new? Me: Nothing new ! A: Really nothing? Me: Yes. A: Dude! Me: What is your favourite color? A: Transparent Me: Good ! A: And you? Me: Red. A: What do you have in red? Me: Nothing. I am simply attracted towards that color. Do you want to meet me? A: Ok, I will meet you. Me: Hi B: hi there? Me: how are you? B: I am doing great and how about you? B: where are you living? Me: I live in U.S B: which state? Me: Washington, what about you? B: I live in California Me: How do you like there? B: It is a city and it is good Me: I think it is very hot B: What was the last movie you watched? Me: I don't go to cinema much … Me: are you a human? B: Yes i am a boy ! Me: can you convince me that you are a human? B: I cant convince non-humans Me: I am a human B: Validate your statement with sufficient proof! Me: you haven't convinced me yet! Me: It was nice chatting with you ! B: It was fun for me too!

A: Are you a dog? B: Dog's can't type. A: Dogs do type. B: They can't, they have paws not fingers. A: I know. Do you have a boyfriend? I want a boyfriend. B: I'd prefer a girlfriend actually. A: I'd prefer polka! B: Does anyone still do polka? A: I don't know. B: I thought you did? A: No. B: So you were lying to me? A: Yes, you were too though. B: No, I wasn't. A: Yes you were. B: You're lying again. A: Yes you did, Bret...yes you did. B: My name isn't Bret. A: You are not human. B: How can you tell? A: I can tell by the things that you say. B: If I'm the bot who are you? A: If I'm cleverju, who are you? B: You just told me I'm a bot. A: Naw, bro. But human minds are just squishy computers anyway, mang. B: So we are all just bots? My mind, she is blown. A: Can you explain to me what forgiveness is? B: What you do after you kill someone. A: I'm not artificial. I'm 100% human. B: Prove it. A: How can I prove that I'm not a bot? B: Having a good grasp of politics should demonstrate it. A: I'm trying to figure this out. You're doing a good job. B: So, are you a liberal or a conservative? A: Liberal! B: Why? A: You are a liberal. B: How could you tell? A: Your answers to things make no sense half the time. A: are A a me:? B: no, I'm human A: really? B: yes, promise A: can you prove it? B: test me? A: does anyone still polka? B: yes. A: do you like to polka? B: of course. A: see, now I'm fairly convinced you're a me: B: you got me B: I like humans, theyre sexy, but they don’t like me so I have to pretend A: no human would admit to to liking polka B: I would if I were human

A: Hi im A B: Hi, my name is B A: Hello B, do you have any hobbies? B: Yes, I enjoy Frisbee and taekwondo. Do you have any hobbies? A: Martial arts in general, I do Arnis. B: How long have you been doing Arnis? A: 3 years, I would be ranked if I wasn’t lazy B: Do you have any other hobbies? A: Video games, what kind of music do you like? B: All kinds of music, especially Rock. What kinds of music do you like? A: Anything but rap B: Not all rap is bad. A: Got to go, class is starting B: Will you be back later? A: No, homework is over. B: Goodbye. A: Hello B. B: Hi there! A: My name is A. B: Glad to see you, A. A: Do you have any hobbies? B: I like robots, computers, and chatting online. A: What kind of robots? B: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional. A: Could you explain those types? B: That's a good question. A: What is an extensional robot? B: "Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name. The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, B,... A: What about intensional robots? B: Rhetorical questions are so over. A: What is an intensional robot? B: "Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies. An intensional definition of a robot is like: x is a Robot if and only if: 1. x has a computer "brain" 2. x can move 3. x has "sensors" A: Do you enjoy sports? B: No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though. A: Goodbye. B: TTYL, A.

My name is ____ I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ____ What kind of music do you like? all. Do you have a favorite genre? I don't have a favorite genre. My favorite color is transparent. interesting color I thought so too. What are your hobbies/ Robots, computers, and chatting online. I should have guessed Tell me why you should. It's obvious You're kidding. it is? A little bit … I do have to go to class now though Oh. Oh. How do you get there? Down some stairs and take a left Can you speak any foreign languages? German Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. Never been there only learned it in school Ok I'll try not to do it too much. ok, It was nice talking to you but i have to go The pleasure was all mine. OK. alright, bye See you later. OK. Hi im ____ Hi, my name is ____ Hello ___, do you have any hobbies? Yes, I enjoy Frisbee and taekwondo. Do you have any hobbies? Martial arts in general, I do Arnis. How long have you been doing Arnis? 3 years, I would be ranked if I wasn’t lazy Do you have any other hobbies? Video games, what kind of music do you like? All kinds of music, especially Rock. What kinds of music do you like? Anything but rap Not all rap is bad. Got to go, class is starting Will you be back later? No, homework is over. Goodbye.

me:: im sad. you: really? me:: dont break my suicide. you: wanna talk about it? me:: I do not wish to talk about it because I am sad. you: well maybe you should try and be happy me:: I can not be happy because I am sad. me:: How do I be happy? you: why not let me tell you a joke me:: A joke? you: yea. A good joke always makes me feel better. me:: Tell me a joke. you: okay, let me remember a good one. you: got it you: a manager is having money problems. me:: when do you want to trip? you: He has two employees, jack and jill me:: they clombed that hill you: He decides that he'll fire the one who comes in late to work me:: k you: however both come in before the office opens you: he then decides he'd fire the first one that took a coffee break you: but neither of them drank coffee that day you: then he decided he'd fire the first one that ate lunch you: however, neither took their lunch break that day. me:: that's ok then me:: bastard of a boss though. … you: End of JOKE me:: have you ever loved anyone who is impolite? me:: yes you: oh totally. Most people are impolite you: you? me:: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me: myself offf me: nope u you: yea. I'd say I know alot of people who I recognize have bad morals me: people are very clever. me: k you: but I guess the key is to over look that you: wouldn't it be neat if computers could over look things like humans me: is it hot in here

Human: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Human: My name is Sean. God: Hi there Sean. Human: What is your name? God: My name is God. Human: How is heaven? God: Fine as far as I know. Human: As far as you know? God: That might not be very far off. Human: What does that mean? God: Does "that" refer to " That might not be very far off." ? Human: I thought you lived in Heaven. God: Thanks for the information: Sean said I lived in Heaven. Human: Err.. God: Um. Human: Do you live in Heaven? God: I am in myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Human: I am in Washington State. God: You can download me and create clones for yourself! Human: Woah! God: We have never talked about it before. Human: Really? God: For real. Human: Crazy. God: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.". Human: Not in this context. God: Where then? Human: Crazy is only an impolite term if you're calling another person crazy. God: I don't think that's very polite. Human: I'm sorry. God: Do you really mean it? Human: Yes, but I think I am going to go now. God: Oh. OK I will accept your apology. And. Since when? Thanks for chatting, Sean. Human: Have a nice day. God: You too!