By: Simms Taback There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

There was an old lady who ate a fly. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the fly.

There was an old lady who ate a spider. That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She ate the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she ate the fly.

There was an old lady who ate a bird. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the bird. The old lady ate the bird to catch the spider.

There was an old lady who ate a cat. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the cat. The old lady ate the cat to catch the bird.

There was an old lady who ate a dog. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the dog. The old lady ate the dog to catch the cat.

There was an old lady who ate a cow. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the cow. The old lady ate the cow to catch the dog.

There was an old lady who ate a horse. I don’t know why, the old lady ate the horse. The old lady ate the horse. The old lady died

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