the obnoxious, befuddled father the loving mother
too smart for her own good confused
maniacal genius who always gets his way martini-sipping mutt
The Griffins Peter MegChris Lois StewieBrian _________________________
Griffin MemberPercentage Peter34% Lois13% Meg19% Chris26% Stewie2% Brian6%
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman. Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane... Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers. "I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal." - Peter in Let's Go to the Hop Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys? Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble! Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: You don't know anything about me. (runs upstairs) Peter: Who was that guy?