By: Andrew Kocak

 Andrew was aghast to find he forgot to put on pants that morning.

 As we walked through the haunted forests of Transylvania, I thought I spied an apparition, but then I realized it was only Rosie O’Donnell.

 For some reason he requested it to be written as his epitaph.

 This facetious picture satirizes those of the feline family. It is the only adjective to describe the photo.

 The negative effects of anguish that result from terrible situations can change the most normal of people.

 This picture shows the defects of a slight miscalculation when dealing with very unstable isotopes.

 Purging will make things cleaner but it can be dirty work.

 We all have had our moments where we have needed a little bit of help to rehabilitate ourselves.

 The Jews were used as a scapegoat by Hitler for failures of Germany.

 We can all assume that this is the acme.

 The quality of being mischievous.  Well I think it is a good attribute.

 Australia contains some of the most exotic animals.

 The homeless tend to be considered menial.

 Kittyzilla ravages cities and destroys all.

 Intoxication may cause one to waver.

 Togas were once a normal type of attire but, not anymore.  TRUST ME!

 Yep these friends are my cronies.

 The horse was built to infiltrate the gates of Troy.

 In 1929 the stock market crashed and values plummeted.

 Scavengers search through waste for useful items.