IF CELEBRITIES WERE AUTHORS, WHAT WOULD THEY WRITE ABOUT?
Introduction How To Enter Bollywood How not to get roles How to be in the Lime-Light 101 ways to become Casanova Operation Milaap How to get away with crime How to get rich quickly Conclusion OVERVIEW
Bollywood stars are working at their best to entertain us viewers. These stars are always into some controversies and trying out new things. Some of the Actors are all rounder's; they act, direct even sing at times. What if someday they start writing book for us? INTRODUCTION
Be Salman Khan’s Friend. Start singing through your nose. Come into controversies. Leave Salman Khan. Direct a few movies. Act in your directed movies. Have attitude. HOW TO ENTER BOLLYWOOD Himesh Reshammiya
Abhishek Bachchan Be Amitabh Bachan’s son. Take Roles that are either gayish or ones where you have to act drunk. Note – Being Aishwarya Rai Bachan wont get you an entry into Hollywood. HOW NOT TO GET ROLES
Do loads of surgeries. Change every part of your body. Perform various item songs with raunchy clothes. Blame some singer for sexual harassment. Slap boyfriend in front of media on valentine’s day. Call the name of “Jejus” for every deed she does. Get married on a reality show and divorced on another reality show. HOW TO BE IN THE LIME-LIGHT Rakhi Sawant
Ranveer Singh Get linked with the hottest female co-stars in bollywood. Create rumors of a link up with leggy lassy Deepika Padukone. Be best buds with Anushka Sharma & Arjun Kapoor. To top it all, feature in condom advertisements. 101 WAYS TO BECOME A CASANOVA
Sania Mirza Play for the Indian Tennis Team. Win lot of awards for India. Marry a sports person from Pakistan. Get thrown out of Indian Sports Team. Get harassed by the media. Clear the problem on Kapil’s Show. OPERATION MILAAP
Salman Khan Kill a blackbuck during a shoot. Drink, drive and kill people (accidently) Open up NGO named Being Human. Support distressed people. Give checks of huge amount to poor people. Gain sympathy and get away easily. HOW TO GET AWAY WITH CRIME
Govinda Meet with an accident in front of a rich female’s car. Fall in love with her. Sing few duets with her. Be in the good books of your father in-law! Make your way into being live-in Son-in-Law. HOW TO GET RICH QUICKLY
If these actors really make an attempt to further entertain us by writing such books as mentioned, it would be hilarious enough to read. On a sarcastic note, while writing they might realize where they need to improve be it as a person or an actor. CONCLUSION